Because there is a gubernatorial election coming this election day, we have gotten a lot of phone calls from the candidates campaigns. This time, Charlie answered the phone:Charlie: Hello?
Campaigner: Hi, I'm a volunteer for ...... blah blah blah ..... blah
Charlie: Are you a real person or is this a recording?
Campaigner: No, I'm a real person.
Charlie: Oh great!
Campaigner: So let me tell why you should vote.....
Charlie: I'm not an American citizen, I can't actually vote....
Campaigner: :::::crickets:::::::
They never quite know how to handle that response.....
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